{"product_id":"i-m-in-my-abso-f-cking-lutely-not-era-funny-cotton-tote-shopping-bag-from-meno-mimosas","title":"“I’m in my Abso‑F*cking‑Lutely Not Era” Funny Cotton Tote Shopping Bag from Meno \u0026 Mimosas","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.54 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            14.96 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Handle length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            11.81 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Lightweight, cotton tote with a tongue-in-cheek printed slogan that reads like a witty personal mantra. The slim, flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette neat while reinforced handle stitching stands up to daily use. Printed on both sides (one side shown with the design), this tote carries essentials without bulk and comes in vibrant color options to match mood or outfit. Made from smooth, specially spun 100% cotton that takes print detail well, REACH certified and responsibly produced in India. Feels breezy on the shoulder, looks intentionally casual, and reads like a little statement piece for everyday outings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% specially spun cotton for strong, smooth printing\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Design available on both sides for full expression\u003cbr\u003e- Extra light fabric (4.13 oz\/yd²) — slim, low-bulk carry\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a neat, compact silhouette\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Katherine Attwood , enquiries@menoandmimosas.com, 99 Burchells Green Rd, St George, Bristol, ENG, BS15 1DR, GB\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Grey","offer_id":60313771737422,"sku":"11403998541600934163","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":60313771770190,"sku":"10625268080369686169","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1057\/6589\/6526\/files\/1964099078476693285_2048.jpg?v=1785956531","url":"https:\/\/meno-mimosas.myshopify.com\/products\/i-m-in-my-abso-f-cking-lutely-not-era-funny-cotton-tote-shopping-bag-from-meno-mimosas","provider":"Meno \u0026 Mimosas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}