{"product_id":"running-on-caffeine-chaos-chardonnay-cotton-tote-funny-mom-tote-bag","title":"Running on Caffeine, Chaos \u0026 Chardonnay Cotton Tote — Funny Mom Tote Bag","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e14.96\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e11.81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight and reliable, this cotton tote carries the small daily messes with a wink. The soft, finely spun 100% cotton fabric keeps prints crisp while remaining breezy on shoulder or arm. Reinforced stitching on the handles adds confidence when you sling in a laptop, groceries, or a stack of library books. The flat-corner construction gives the bag a neat, slim profile that slips easily into errands or evening plans. Choose from vibrant colors to match your mood or keep it classic white — the two-sided print option means your message shows front and back. REACH certified and made in India, this tote feels casual and personal: carry the chaos of a busy day and a little joy with every step.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton, extra-light fabric (140 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength\u003cbr\u003e- Design available on both front and back\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, neat silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; made in India\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Katherine Attwood , enquiries@menoandmimosas.com, 99 Burchells Green Rd, St George, Bristol, ENG, BS15 1DR, GB\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Grey","offer_id":60394851828046,"sku":"18022527017204763844","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Lime","offer_id":60394851860814,"sku":"82756091481340073240","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Orange","offer_id":60394851893582,"sku":"91630389052144664250","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Red","offer_id":60394851926350,"sku":"97883397432837883619","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":60394851959118,"sku":"18691554293859565768","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1057\/6589\/6526\/files\/6282224651146568792_2048.jpg?v=1786818120","url":"https:\/\/meno-mimosas.myshopify.com\/products\/running-on-caffeine-chaos-chardonnay-cotton-tote-funny-mom-tote-bag","provider":"Meno \u0026 Mimosas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}