{"product_id":"tote-bag-this-is-my-bag-of-f-cks-to-give-oh-look-it-s-empty-funny-cotton-tote","title":"Tote Bag - “This is My Bag of F*cks to Give… Oh Look, It’s Empty” Funny Cotton Tote","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.54 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            14.96 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Handle length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            11.81 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Light, cheeky, and made to be carried every day — this cotton tote turns a sharp sense of humor into something practical. The slim profile slips over a shoulder, holds a few essentials, and shows off a bold, typographic design on the front that reads like a quick, candid comment. It’s lightweight and easy to fold into a purse or pocket; the reinforced handle stitching keeps it feeling steady even when filled. Choose a vibrant color to let the lettering pop, or go classic black for a low-key, sarcastic look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% specially spun cotton for a smooth printing surface\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on both sides (front shown with text design)\u003cbr\u003e- Extra-light fabric (4.13 oz\/yd²) and one-size, folds flat for easy storage\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; made in India with vibrant color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Katherine Attwood , enquiries@menoandmimosas.com, 99 Burchells Green Rd, St George, Bristol, ENG, BS15 1DR, GB\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hand wash only. 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