{"product_id":"tote-bag-this-is-my-bag-of-f-cks-to-give-oh-look-it-s-empty-humorous-cotton-tote","title":"Tote Bag — \"This is My Bag of F*cks to Give... Oh look... it’s empty\" Humorous Cotton Tote","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.54 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            14.96 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Handle length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            11.81 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Light, honest, and a little cheeky — this cotton tote carries your essentials and your attitude. The slim, extra-light canvas drapes easily over a shoulder, so it tucks into daily life: errands, coffee runs, or slipping into a tote pile at work. The understated printed message reads like a private joke that turns heads without shouting. With reinforced handle stitching and a sturdy, smooth cotton face for crisp printing, it feels reliable while staying breezy. Choose a vibrant color to match your mood or keep it classic white for a minimalist look. This is a simple, durable bag that moves with you and says exactly what you mean without fuss.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton, extra-light 140 g\/m² fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Printable smooth surface on both sides\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim profile\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; made in India\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Katherine Attwood , enquiries@menoandmimosas.com, 99 Burchells Green Rd, St George, Bristol, ENG, BS15 1DR, GB\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Grey","offer_id":60399623242062,"sku":"12255200807017694038","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":60399623274830,"sku":"28907650399064235217","price":20.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1057\/6589\/6526\/files\/7707202140913908590_2048.jpg?v=1786880852","url":"https:\/\/meno-mimosas.myshopify.com\/products\/tote-bag-this-is-my-bag-of-f-cks-to-give-oh-look-it-s-empty-humorous-cotton-tote","provider":"Meno \u0026 Mimosas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}